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1、I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

开始我直接求上帝赐辆自行车。 后来我琢磨上帝办事儿不是这个路数。 于是老子偷了一辆然后求上帝宽恕。

2、I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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