[说说]这是一条说说...
这是一条说说——沉冰浮水
又是吵闹的一天
又是吵闹的一天——沉冰浮水
英文已很搞笑翻译却更残暴
1、I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
开始我直接求上帝赐辆自行车。 后来我琢磨上帝办事儿不是这个路数。 于是老子偷了一辆然后求上帝宽恕。
2、I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
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